Posted 2 months ago

milwaukeemorgan:

Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean

Posted 6 months ago

free-swimming-titans:

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My friend Ollie explains why this picture is totally not gay

Posted 7 months ago

toxixpumpkin:

"Implied Sexual Content"

Get that weak ass shit out of here I want full on dick bumping not the ghost of gay sex past

Posted 7 months ago
Posted 7 months ago

treatsandsuch:

people who think they have as much swag as numbuh five

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Posted 7 months ago

loosescrewslefty:

powerpuff-save-the-day:

Powerpuff Girls was actually a show about a group of small children crushing the patriarchy and no one will convince me otherwise

Anyone who tries to convince you otherwise obviously wasn’t watching the same show.

Posted 7 months ago

hiddleswiggles:

badwolfin221bbakerst:

syncategorem:

dopejonker:

we have to sacrifice someone so david bowie never dies

i think he said no, but im not sure, so lets go with yes

We know he wants it.

Posted 7 months ago

thewolfsinyourbed:

When i find myself in times of trouble

Michael Jones comes to me

Speaking words of wisdom

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(Source: thenightisdarkandfullofdatass)

Posted 7 months ago

suddenlywolf:

straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option

Posted 7 months ago

konohashinobi:

i cant give you my heart 

cause my heart is in the cards

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Posted 7 months ago

ginjaninja3716:

BAHAHAHA

Why am I laughing

(Source: neuroxin)

Posted 7 months ago

jonathizzle:

When the hot classmate sits next to you

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When the hot classmate talks to you

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Posted 7 months ago

saunteringdownwards:

fairythoughtless:

While I support the “the Olympics have always been a little gay” campaign I also think that it’s a little silly. Olympics originated from Ancient Greece. Ancient fucking Greece.

The Olympics have always been really gay.


#it was literally just naked dudes

 

Posted 7 months ago

homusubi:

when ur friend gets a shitty new haircut and ur afraid to say anything

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(Source: enton)

Posted 7 months ago
I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?
Anonymous asked

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"